There was this painter that got a job painting a church. He was a dishonest painter and in an effort to make the paint last longer he added water to it. He began to paint but it looked really bad. He knew he was saving money so he continued on anyway. Suddenly God appeared to the painter and said "That paint job looks terrible. You need to repaint and thin no more."
Wow, I can't believe you typed all that.
Do you get it? It was a dumb joke that our pastor told at church...it was so amazingly dumb that I had to share it.
Okay, I thought that you were actually telling that joke because you thought it was funny. Whew.