This morning I was heading toward the door to go to work when I noticed out of the corner of my eye something that looked like a small stick. It was brown and about a half inch wide and about 1.25 inches long. I looked at it thinking "what the heck is that?" As I got closer I realized it had legs. My friends...it was the largest cockroach I had ever seen in my life. As I sit and type this just remembering watching it run still gives me the heebie jeebies. I am just glad Jake was willing to step up and get it outside cause I couldn't even stand to look at it. So thanks Jake! You're my hero!
Hey, cockroach here... I'd also like to say that Jake is my hero. See, he could have smashed my guts out, but instead he picked me up with a towel and put me outside.
A real class act, that Jake...
The last thing I wanted to hear was a cockroach that large being smashed. That would have totally grossed me out to hear that crunch!
That's it? The cockroaches here are WAY bigger. Chicken.